♦ That I was showering with a big hairy black spider, until it removed its cigar and snickered, “Keep going, baby.”
♦ That I can hit a sustained note in dog-hearing range.
♦ That exiting a tub at that particular speed produces a ricochet effect of 3.5 in my bathroom.
♦ That spiders can roll all 8 eyes simultaneously while producing a look of sheer disgust as they go down the drain.
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